A scurrilous man dabbling in schadenfreude and albatrossery. Lucked into a beautiful wife and precious daughter. Spent the last few years writing about movies for one site or another, including previous work with the dearly departed AV Club Denver/Boulder & Gordon and the Whale. Currently blowing up Alamo Drafthouse Cinema DC as Box Office Trainer, Projectionist, Action Pack Host, & Alamo DC blogger, bringing interactive film excitement to the good people of NoVa. Current writing and film-related work can be found in the links below. Attempting to become the kudzu of film knowledge. The man people call when they can't remember that one guy who did the stuff in the thing. You know the one.