George Dikun

George Dikun was born in a log cabin on a stormy night. As he crowned, a flash of lightning coursed through the cabin. He had a scar on his forehead, but instead of a lightning bolt, it was TWO lightning bolts. By the age of 3, George had mastered the piano and could type really really fast. He graduated from Yale at the age of 7 with a Bachelors in Badassery. After graduation, he went on to become the First World Emperor, uniting the world under one government, one language, and one currency. In 2056, he discovered eternal life, where he lives today.