Conduit Cat
Portland, Oregon Usa
Conduit Cat
Portland, Oregon Usa
Enter into an arena that will surpass any gladiator stadium know within the history of the world. Come learn a new tail - ummm - we, mean tale, of how to get rid of Conduit the cat. Faced with two opposing forces, each determined to prove the victor and remove Conduit or have him stay, this blog will be your inside look into what will happen next.
Meet Mike and Cindy Miller, an average American married couple. They get along great and have loved each other since they met in college. Mike had been a psychology major while Cindy was majoring in zoology. Unable to own a real life zoo animal, say an elephant or a lion, Cindy always dreamed of the perfect legal pet, and had wanted a cat for a very long time. Mike, being the sweetheart that he is, decided to make his wife’s wish come true, and buy her an orange tabby cat for her birthday. This was a great idea, until Mike had to live with Conduit the cat. The longer Conduit remained in their house, the more Mike just couldn’t handle this cat. Cindy however, felt like a schoolgirl in love and has grown more attached to Conduit with each passing day.
What you are witnessing, is a weekly blog post from either Cindy or Mike about how to get rid of Conduit, or how to have him stay. Mike is always looking for new ways to remove Conduit from the scene, while Cindy is always coming to Conduit’s defense. The purrfect couple is seeking to take their dilemma public, and share their thoughts for why Conduit must go, or how to make Mike understand how wonderful Conduit really is. Will Conduit still be at the Miller home next week? Visit Mike and Cindy’s blog to learn what will happen with Conduit…