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New York, NY
If there's one great universal truth that we can all agree on, it's this:
No one wants poop on their hands.
And yet, we laugh carelessly in the face of danger every time with take a moist towelette to our heinies, flying completely blind in the critical poop-to-hand spatial relation.
And it doesn't just stop at our own booty.
How many times have you taken a butt wipe to the posterier of an innocent child, hoping against hope that the wind doesn't shift, blowing the contaminated end of the flailing wipe towards your own hands?
And how many times has your dog's "number two" been a little closer to a "number one and a half", requiring the deadly grab & pull maneuver with whatever substandard collection material you find laying around?
Enough is enough.
With new Shittens, you can fully protect your hands while tending to the dirty deed.
These flushable glove-shaped wipes not only have perforated sides for an easy breakaway disposal, they also include an anti-bacterial inner lining for double the protection.