holly calderone

Greetings loved ones, let's take a journey. Lol jokes. I'm not a paedophile. But hi, I'm Holly. *waves* I'm a temperamental, rude, sarcastic, obnoxious teenager who has a mahoosive love for Lady Fucking Gaga and Mila Kunis. I prefer coffee to tea, I like cats more than dogs, I can rap to Nicki Minaj and Chris Brown, I want to move to New York. Okay, enough about my silly obsessions or whatever. I have a brother and I dislike him a lot.. BUT I love him at the same time. He is such a kiss arse and gets me in trouble. Yeah my life. My dad actually hates me and puts up with me on Sunday's because he has nothing better to do. My mummy is my Jebus and that's all. Why am I even talking about my family? I'll talk about my Monster Family. I love those guys more than Marmite and Nutella. They make me feel special and make me feel like I belong somewhere. I can be surrounded in a sea of people and still feel lost. My bestest friend in the whole world is so fucking beautiful, thin and just gorgeous, but she has cancer. I have been there for her since day and I will be forever. I was her first British friend since she moved to the UK from Mexico. We tell each other everything and can insult each other and know that we're joking. Our friendship is something very fucking special. I get annoyed and frustrated a lot by people that let me down, lie to my face, and stab me in the back. I hope you fall down some fucking stairs you cunt. Lol jokes I'm not that mean. I always like the guys I can't have becase they're famous, taken or won't even look twice at me. I'm very insecure and don't have self confidence. I look at Tumblr girls and wish what it would be like to look at fierce and fabulous as them. I have big dreams but keep them to myself because there's judgemental arseholes from school that will probably read this and it's personal. I don't even know what I'll be doing in 10 years tbh. I wish to be with the guy I really fucking like. I met him 29/1/10. Just thought you should all know. I don't know what to say about myself because I'm such a boring cunt typing this whilst watching a bunch of delusional pricks on X Factor thinking they own the world. One day bitches, I'll own the world and I'll be just like Willy Wonka and you'll all be swimming in chocolate. Amen children. touch yourself and others and love don't hate. Hugs, not drugs.