Jesus Christ

I have many titles. I am the center of many stories. I am Jesus Christ GOD DAMMIT! You know the name, but you have no idea. I was born in Bethlehem by my mother Mary. My Father decided to materialize one day and came down to have relations with her. From the stories I heard, He tore it up! You would think for being God you would at least wrap it up, but he didn't God Dammit and then I was conceived. I think the whole immaculate conception was one of the biggest cover ups in history. No shit. I also think it was what ultimately led to my crucifixion. Being a bastard child of God was not easy. Anyway, follow my twitter, like my face book and through these venues I will shed the light on more truths, so help me God. . ..