Luxury and Fashion Management M.F.A. at SCAD

One time I was in Esquire Magazine and they PhotoShopped different models heads onto my body.

Never be a lawyer. I used to do marketing for a Bankruptcy Law Firm. NEVER be a lawyer.

One time Chad White told me I looked familiar and asked if we had met on Fire Island.

I've dressed up as The Loch Ness Monster for Halloween twice in my life. The first time I was 6 years old, the second time I was 24.

One time a shopping bag I was carrying busted open and 6 Tom Ford Sweaters spilled onto the sidewalk of Fifth Avenue.

One time I sent Andy Cohen an Instagram direct message and he replied with a heart emoji.

One time I brought Brad Goreski Chocolate Bourbon Balls to a book signing.

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