Hallie Travis

Hanging out in Idaho. Retired from something I can't talk about, or you know, I'd have to kill you.

Working with alcoholic women, teaching them to pole dance, so they can hold their head high as they get high on marijuana, a healthy, natural substance, instead. So far, I've helped more than 150 women clean up.

I love music in a religious fashion. Some of my favorite bands include: Neil Diamond, Wayne Newton and the best of Opera. I also like Taylor Swift, of course!, and then there is my undying love for Toby Keith (he knows it), Bob Dylan of course is another favorite to dance to, then I love Sinatra and of course Tony Bennett, he's a hottie - Natalie Maines CD was better than anything she does with those trampy chicks and FUCK 'EM, they are nothing without her, Patti LaBelle, The St. Louis Symphony, 7 Year Bitch is badass. Pussy Riot are my heriones.

I also read voraciously. I won't even begin to name books. I read everything, the Bible especially, Dr. Bonner Soap Bottles are another all-time favorite. I read things I know I won't agree with because I think it might provide me with an alternate view, like for instance the Bible. I'm Jewish, so the Bible pisses me off. A lot. I still read though and get really pissed off. Better to pissed off than on, something a young woman taught years ago. Shame on JoAnn Luluane for ever suggesting such a thing for Russian to do to Americans. That's how this whole Trump thing happened.

I have dog named Hazel who wants to eat right now. She begs to eat all dayevery day. And she's big. A big ole fat German Shepherd. She'll kill you if I tell her to.

Oh, and FUCK Donald J. Trump. That's the whole purpose of the nonsensical rant. I am really a part go the bourgeois, which means I'd use my last 7.50 for a quad short, not like those idiots who blow their money on birth control and beer.

Come on out to Idaho and see me soon. Just stop anywhere and ask for me. Everybody in Idaho knows me. I am the best pole dancer in the state. Better ever than the drag queens or whatever they're called nowadays, not to be politically incorrect. I am one of "the others", so do not be offended at anything I say. Think of me as a lesbian Donald Trump. I say anything, you let me do it. Especially white women. The dumb fucks.