Michael Anderson

http://citizenjones.typepad.com - at one point in time i enjoyed writing gonzo science fiction and book reviews. But you'd probably guess that about me, you'd hear a voice inside your head the moment you laid eyes upon me, and that voice would be whispering in a coquettish, wine drunken slur, "There's a man who enjoys writing gonzo science fiction. He's in his 40s but he probably still enjoys playing Dungeons & Dragons". You'd be right but you'd disagree with the crystaline clear audacity of your laser like perception of me, and then embarrassed, too shy to find out the reality behind the facade. Therefore you could neither confirm nor deny even one iota of truth about me. You'd be safe. Have complete deniablity. And you enjoyed every moment of it. Like the flavors in the last bite of a slice of Boston Cream Pie, as the sun's first ray of light shines through the Jolly Roger print curtains in your breakfast nook. You are a mind pirate, you have raped my soul in the blink of an eye, percieved my essence in an atta second, and walked away satisfied. Please leave your donation in an unsealed envelope on the dresser as you leave.