Hannah Batley

Zombie survival expert...waiting for my call from Professor X although secretly hoping Magneto reaches me first! Professional Plastic...the closest I will ever get to the Mean Girls clique... AKA Police Community Support Officer...using my powers for good; attending tea mornings, chasing runaway dogs and helping fight crime (inconsiderate parking is a major crime...right?) are all in a day’s works for this real life superhero! I get about a bit...travel that is! Having enjoyed the moistness of the Niagara Falls for a year, made a camel hate his life in Kenya and learnt how to ‘quit you’ in Brokeback mountain country (Wyoming) I have clocked up my fair share of air miles. I play rugby…I use the term ‘play’ loosely I get the ball, run into a few people, fall down, get up and do it all again…but I am very good at it! To be honest I am over involved in sport...supporting the England rugby team and Newcastle United has aged me considerable but like the proverbial moth and that enchanting flame I keep going back for more…besides that streak of grey hair as a result of stress and heartbreak gives a sophisticated quality that is quite clearly lacking from my choice of marvel superhero bed sheets! I like gnomes…