Well there's not much to tell!

I'm a 22 Year Old Mummy to be, and most definitely not in the scrummymummy club! Most pregnant women look glowing and all sparkly in their 'pregnified' state.. Me? I'm usually dressed in the closest thing I can lay my hands on - my boyfriends loungewear - some kind of stain on my top - usually dinner, or the dog's eyeboogers - and dressed completely inappropriately for the weather.. shorts in winter anyone?!

I am expecting mine and my fiance's first child on the 03 March 2015, which for all post purposes I will refer to him as HJK. Although he wasn't planned, he is the light of my life, the fire in my soul and the reason I get up every morning.

I won't refer to anyone in my blog by their real names, for their identity is then protected and nobody can therefore sue me or get the tizzy on when I mention them :)

This is not the blog of perfectness, infact, it's not even close. I'm a mummy-to-be that believes chocolate is the cure for everything, carrying a few extra pounds is good - it keeps you warm in winter? - and if your dinner isn't around your face then you simply DID NOT enjoy it enough.

If you don't like tongue-in-cheek, witty, posts then please feel free to not follow my blog, to not read my posts and to not comment. I'm very much a real human, I have emotions, I'm expressive (posh terms for drama queen ;)) and I like to make people smile.