Heather Bell

Habitual Horror Fiction Reader, Hustler, and Small Biz Manager in Antioch, Ca

i'm terrible at writing these 'about me' things. My head immediately begins swirling with all these impossible questions that I'll neverknow the answers to…

  • where do i begin?
  • what do i include?
  • what do i leave out?
  • where do i end?

but, ALAS—I try!

i guess i'll just say this: i love my daughter, my family and living life. i try to be a good person, but no one is perfect.

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MyPersonal Ten Commandments

(aka, “Rules to Live My Life & Conduct Myself By…”):

  • #01. Check Thyself Before Thou Wreck Thyself
  • #02. Thou Shalt Goeth, Girl
  • #03. Thou Shalt Show Some Class
  • #04. Thou Shalt Work What Thou Art Working With
  • #05. Thou Shalt Spit Mad Game With Style
  • #06. Thou Shalt Mind Thy Money
  • #07. Thou Shalt Giveth Back
  • #08. Thou Shalt Represent
  • #09. Unless Thou Can Play, Thou WiltBe Played
  • #10. Thou Shalt Be Fully FuckinFabulous

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Now, it's the time & evidently the perfect place for inserting the requisete overly melodramatic super-emo song lyric and/or quote from a terribly questionable source of what one would deem a wholesomesource of inspiration & apply it to ME like it's my goddam anthem, or theme song. No, better yet…let's tattoo the fucking thing on my forehead so that there's absolutely no misinterpretations about just how fucking emotionally damaged I should appear to be…and let's all react accordinglypleasepeople…it's not thatdifficult, is it?

"happy ever after is a concept i'll never believe in. i would be content to sample some little taste of happiness today, tonite, right now, though i know without a doubt tomorrow will arrive, saturated with pain. life is like that, at least my life.

&&honestly, i can't think of anyone whose life is different. the price tag for joy is misery."

-from the book Identical by Ellen Hopkins

  • Work
    • Self-Employed
  • Education
    • Clayton Valley High School (2005 Grad)
    • Pine Hollow Middle School (Resident Weirdo)
    • Silverwood Elementary (transplant+firm roots)
    • Ayers Elementary Reject (I got 86'd Day 01)