Jenni was born a bicentennial baby in the town of Everett, WA. As a child, she had to fetch water (from the pitcher in the fridge), chop kindling and hold a fin while her Dad butchered the trout. She grew up strong and she grew up proud, like American honey...or something. She has held a wealth of different jobs, mostly in the highly exciting customer service field. She is currently on sabbatical. In her spare time she likes to Stumble, sell useless items to people she doesn't know, and fend off Da Craw.