Ben Myers

  • Aspiring broadcaster
  • Bacon enthusiast
  • Music producer
  • Writer
  • Fan of insufferable sports teams
  • Conspiracy theorist
  • Ron Paul supporter
  • Detlef Schrempf fan club member
  • Collector of vintage tee shirts
  • Make-believe general manager of New York Mets, Dallas Cowboys, and New York Knicks
  • Winner of countless Madden tournaments
  • Owner of numerous great ideas