Glarner

I'm starting to feel like maybe this "Matt Glarner" thing isn't a phase. This is who I've been for as long as I can remember.

I'm a Midwesterner.

Father to two delightfully bizarre kids.

Spouse to a force of nature; Those "married to the sea" can likely relate.

I'm a creative compulsive.

I make things with words.

Why? Because this is a search. There are words for all this, and until I find those exact words, I'm obligated to give the rest of them a fair shake.

I work in marketing, where they always need words. So I save money on storage, which is nice.