Clay Alvord

Clay alvord is known in some circles as the most amazing man in the universe. He once saved an entire family of muskrats from a sinking, fire engulfed steamboat, while recovering from two broken arms related to a botched no-chute windsuit landing in North Korea. When not impressing people with his humbling humility, he can be found rock climbing, drinking wine, finding shiny objects on the Internet, or enjoying the company of friends and music.