San Francisco Bay Area
In my little redbook
A long long time ago, a carpenter invented a cocktail called Dark Energy. With the Dark Energy, he could walk on water and feed 5,000 people with practically nothing...
He invited 3 friends — a Scientist; a Philosopher; and a Religious Leader; as well as a Fox News Contributor to see his invention. After they had seen the demo:
The Scientist: "Yeah! We call it Dark Energy because we don't have a freaking clue what it is."
The Philosopher: "Am I in my dream or in the dream of Dark Energy? Maybe in one of those guys' dream."
The Religious Leader: "See! I told you...its the power of our almighty God!"
The Fox Contributor: "Holy crap! Should I blame the 99% for spreading the rumor? Uhmm...let me call the Koch brothers first."
iBook: Not really into it
iGame: Poker without face and Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare
iHobby: No-limit Texas Hold'em with happy ending
iMovie: 50 First Dates, Room in Rome, Under the Tuscan Sun, 越光寶盒, 單身男女, 人約離婚後, 志明與春嬌, and 分手說愛你
iMusic: 農夫 (FAMA), 4Minute — 김현아, The Ting Tings, Shakira and Koda Kumi.
iPhilosophy: The Matrix Trilogy — The Matrix, The Matrix Reloaded, andThe Matrix Revolutions
iSport: Stanford Cardinal, SF 49ers, Andrew Luck, Golden State Warriors, and Manchester United
iTV: Seinfeld, Friends, TheDaily Show, South Park, SNL, and MadTV.