Noah S. Kaplowitz

To whom it may not concern:

There appears to be some confusion over my chosen way of being addressed. "What should I call you?" People have recently asked. "Don't." I often respond.

But if you simply must call or refer to me, I ask that you do so thusly:

Noah S. Kaplowitz is never, ever any type of faux pas. If we are somewhat familiar, please, call me Kap. If you aren't sure if we are familiar enough, I recommend you sticking to Noah S. Kaplowitz.

As far as my name in its written form: again, you just can't go wrong with Noah S. Kaplowitz. That said, I realize its length (giggity) so after the first formal mention, please feel free to shorten it to NSK and also please notice the lack of punctuation. Those familiar (please see above familiarity guidelines) can simply go straight to using NSK.

Thank you all so very, very much,
Juan Peso