Am I doing this right??) The Internet is confusing. Too modern for me... Hello me name is Vinyl. Like vinyl records/vinyl flooring/ that stuff in a car. My name is not vanal. I don't rhyme with anal. My name isn't even vinyl. But that's FiNe,,, I think. I am an walking trashy meme who is scared of human contact. I'm not a cannibal so don't worry.