The Basics: I dance in my car. I sing into the steering wheel. I cry during the 'Son coming home at Christmas' Folgers commercial. I squeeze tooth paste from the top of the tube. I love early mornings in that annoyingly chipper kind of way. Horses are my biggest fear. I couldn't keep a secret if my life depended on it. I love big and fight mean and I am a lady with the vocabulary of a well-educated sailor.