Humphrey Chow

Dude, modestly eccentric, who is into a lot of random stuff. I have a high metabolism with not much B.O. and would likely be the first to die and be eaten if my plane ever crashlanded in the Arctic. Citrus-based cologne works well with me. So if I ever have to be eaten, try me with a slice of lemon or lime. I like to dress well for work and drive around in a shiny black immaculate bimmer. It gives me 29mpg commuting. Though I do indulge, I also try to be as green as inconveniently possible. My goal in life is to experience as many wonderful things and as often as possible!