Ian Ayers

If you don't mind a smidgen of identity parallax, I'll start with our professional audience. I'm a webby entrepreneur. All this is substantiated by numerous cv-friendly bullet points. I've also raced bikes as a pro and made some good family holiday videos. In other words, if you mixed Jim Carey, Lance Armstrong, and Larry Ellison, then subtract arrogance & $26 billion, add a testicle, and , and discount each by 17% then cube it, you get me.