Chris Wilson

It ain't much. But, it's honest work!

Ladies! Is your ass just sitting around uneaten? Then you are in the right place.

This is a free service, because I care. Are you a hot lady who needs their booty ate? Well you came to the right place. As long as you're hot, and you clean your ass, I can help you.

***PLEASE REMOVE ALL "DINGLE HOPPERS" AND ALL TP FROM YOUR BACKDOOR. I'M DOING A FREE PUBLIC SERVICE...I DON'T DO PAPERWORK. ***

Some services I provide:
1) Ass Eating: Your standard ass eating.
2) Rap Star: Like your standard ass eating, but I will beatbox directly into your b hole.
3) Tongue Tornado: You gonna have to spin.
4) The Miami Zombie: BYOB (Bring Your Own Bath Salts).
5) The Karaoke: I will hum your favourite tune. *Will not do Bohemian Rhapsody.
6. The Therapist: Tell me about your day...
7. The CRAM: Dive into it at full speed.
8. Netflix and Ass: Is season 3 out? Well you go ahead and watch it.
9. Vending Machine: Will eat Skittles out your booty.
10) Ass Bananza: ???