Hamster whisperer, world traveler, hippie child. Nunchuck thrower, gremlin breeder, whip master, sun goddess. Cherry pie baker, sea monkey grower, coal walker. Hasselhoff stalker, electric boogalooer, chess tournament streaker, gangsta rapper, bookworm, nymph, contortionist. Sword swallower, slinky race cheerleader, deep thinker, mescal drinker, cross country motorcyclist. World peace dreamer, bodice ripper, hula hoop stripper, lash batter, lip pouter, seed sprouter, queen of the night, afternoon delight. Page turner, bra burner, break dancer, lone rambler, cheatin gambler, thrill seeker, truth speaker, heartbreaker, philandering philanthropist, sheep pedicure specialist, Mint muddler, plate spinner, shower singer, skinny dipper, commando rocker, spork wielder, baton twirler, cliff jumper, cave dweller, honeybee keeper. Honey badger aficionado, mullet wig colletor, golden heirloom tomato raiser, hog tier, Miss Leather 1997, post-it inventor, rudix cube world record holder, Menudo groupie, alien abductee...

…Oh and she takes good pictures and stuff.

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