Introverted Monkey

I am a self employed writer, and I pay myself nothing so I have a second job on the side so I don't starve. My second job is a software trainer for blah blah blah, you don't care. I have recently been trying to find true love through a magical portal known as online dating. I thought I would document my successes and failures for the world to see, in hopes that some day historians will look upon my blog and say "he was okay".

(I know , I know, the likelihood of them using diction from this time period is unrealistic but I believe some words are simply timeless.)

Anyways, I'm assuming you are coming here to learn more about ME! So i will indulge you, I'm currently a 28 year old male that wants to put into text the daily ramblings I have, hoping that I can find people who identify with my ideas. If you have questions about me or what I do it doesn't hurt to ask, and no, I am not an actual monkey, (perhaps I used to be but I have evolved!) so stop asking!