Irene Williams

Born on her birthday in Hickory, North Carolina, Irene Williams eventually grew to adulthood. College educated with a keen sense of smell, Irene is lactose tolerant and unusually good at moonwalking. She enjoys thinking about exercising, randomly mentioning hobos in conversation and having someone else prepare her food. She hasn't flown a kite since age 8 and recently recovered from a bout of hiccups. Regardless of her latent apathy and thinly veiled angst, Irene occasionally contributes to society. She has double-jointed thumbs.