Isaac Harris

Isaac J. Harris is a former Jehovah's Witness turned atheist, a geek, and a total badass. CEOs want to hire him. Men want to be him. Women send him their room keys on a regular basis. He's also something of a smartass who hates ice cream with nuts in it. He is filled with hate and spends hours at a time sitting in many a darkened room. He really needs a hug, but prefers hard cash. Or a lap dance (hot ladies only, please). His latest novel will be out as soon as he's finished writing the thing. And the world wishes him "God speed." Oh, and watch out for snakes. Sometimes they bite.