Sunland, California

Ideally, I will tell you what you want to hear. Then when I know you're listening to me and you make yourself susceptible to suggestion, I'll sell you my books. Such subliminal strategy is border-line psychotic. Lately more often, I think I'm a psychopath. Truthfully, if I were to match my personality quirks to a list of symptoms, I believe I would meet nine of ten criteria before I stop making comparisons. And I think most us Americans are the same. I'm Matthew Sawyer. And I do have books to sell you. Please help this wretched Capitalist publish his empire.

  • Work
    • United Online, Inc.
  • Education
    • Monroe High
    • University of Wisconsin–Whitewater