A banana eating being from Pluto discovered in the 24th century. You can befriend me to impress your other friends or you could just shove a banana in your butt hole, if you feel like it. I don't give a fuck anyway.
If I am to write some pretentious crap about my professional life, I’ve learned that I don’t know anything. Have also learned that people will pay for what I know. I call myself a Web developer, a designer and a technology aficionado. Now that the masses seem to agree - I always overcharge them. Life is good.
Hint: My prices depend on how high you are, type of music you listen to and ultimately on what you think about the number 24.