Web Developer and Software Engineer in California
Won several awards for merchandising sheep in Nigeria. My current pet project is supervising the production of walnuts in Naples, FL. Spent 2001-2008 licensing barbie dolls in Bethesda, MD. Had a brief career deploying bullwhips in Salisbury, MD. My current pet project is buying and selling crayon art in Nigeria. Developed several new methods for training heroin in Mexico.