Jade Lucy Rose

Parenting, it’s a jungle out there: birth, bedtime routines, weaning, why won’t they just behave?! A hazardous territory of odd socks, half eaten toast, sick and superhero figures. I probably would have done better trailing through the rainforest in stilettos. You have to know why the sky is blue and to appropriately explain where baby’s come from. I came out with a garbled panic response that involved a stork and Stevie Wonder.