Jake Young

Miamisburg, Ohio

Jake Young

Miamisburg, Ohio

Lemme first just say that the odds of a thousand monkey's typing out shakespeare is as equally unlikely as the same said monkey's finishing see spot run. The odds of them even finishing at a decent rate is absurd (as well all know, monkeys are notorious for drawing out stories needlessly.). Factor in the cost of care and maintenance and eventually you have to either decide on shipping the book half finished, or outsourcing to Norwegian meerkats to cut costs. And even then you are going to be hard pressed to meet a deadline in anything short of a decent rate. .....I forgot what I was working towards with all this......

  • Work
    • Kroger
  • Education
    • Miamisburg
    • Wright State University
    • Sinclair Community College