James Clarke

Battles Won. Problems Solved. Situations Accelerated. Justice Done. Bar's Emptied. Ladies Satisfied. Books Read. Food Prepped. Sales Closed. Debts Collected. Destinations Driven. Recruits Trained. Water Found. Parties Thrown. Money Loaned. Clowns Chastised. Security Provided. Computers Hacked. Photos Taken. Photos Returned. Dogs Walked. Bar-B's-Q(ued). Furniture Built. Beaches Combed. Coolers Filled. Hurricanes Fought. Downloads Done. Markets Marketed. Friends Shipped. Satisfaction Guarenteed.