Jamie Durham

I'm just an average guy really, ok, so maybe I'm a giant, ok, so maybe I'm a little weird, ok, so I'm not really average in anyway. A bit of a knob? Most certainly. But hey, where do you get in life pleasing everyone - into a lot of ugly peoples' beds, that's where. I generally have a hatred of everything, so yeah, joyous times.

I generally lead my life on first impressions, I will judge you the moment I see you, and will often be right. Teachers constantly say don't judge a book by it's cover, I solve this problem in two ways, one, ignore them, two, don't read, very simple really. Some may call me lazy, I call myself sensible.

If you want to stalk me on the interweb, you can, but to be perfectly honest, I'm really not that interesting, so it's not terribly worth you while. Now that the paedophiles have gone, I can focus on the attractive people of the world. If you are attractive, and would like to meet a very ugly person, click just under here. See ya laters!