Do you work in or near cubicles? Yes. Do you live in the city / state that you were born and raised? Yes. Do you work at a large education company? Yes. Do you often associate yourself with trendy jobs, such as design, social media and mobile technology? Yes. Do you enjoy suggesting obscure bands to friends they have never heard of? Yes. Do you think your dance moves are amazing, even though they aren't that sweet? Yes. Do you have a wife? Yes, but I like to think of her as my first ever female roommate.