If I were not a bit selfish, I'd be the most generous person on earth.... If I were not a bit overweight, I'd be the most handsome guy on earth... ;) If I were not a bit foolish, I'd be the most intelligent diplomat on earth... If I were not single, I'd still be the most eligible bachelor on earth.... .......and the list continues..... There cant be a being on earth who's perfect in all respects and hence i, as well, have certain shortcomings .. but sans them and I am Raymond..the perfect man.... Enough of nonsense..!! I Yam wat I Yam.... Cant change for anybody except for myself..... :)