Jeff Clayson

Yeah, Hi. I'm Jeff Clayson. Not Jeffrey. Not Jefferson. Jeff.

I hate ties. I mean, seriously, who the hell likes ties? I have a thing for strongly disliking kleptomaniacs - yes, I'm talking to you Kimberlee Shauffer.

LOVE HALLE (She's a car, an amazing car) AND SERA (She's my #bae) NOT-SO-MUCH KIMBERLEE!