"The fog comes on little cat feet." Bah! I come on little FOG feet, how about that, Carl Sandburg? I sit on silent haunches. They don't even know I'm there and then BAM.

But I'm conflicted about it. Who doesn't think little furry things are cute? No. I have a job to do, and there's no place for ethics in the workplace.

Wait, is there?

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