Jeff Sieggreen

^- This is my Internet motto - a testament to never being worthy of being stalked. Well, ok that's too dramatic... How about: I say this because everyone lies in their profiles, including me. Hrm, maybe that was too pessimistic...

In fact what can you even be shown that proves who I am - that more or less paints a clear picture of my personality? My writing style? My picture? Long talks with my mom? Showering with me?

This should be called an autobiography instead of a biography. If this wrote itself, as in, a computer generated this text - then it would be called something else. (Anyone got a name for that?) But certainly, I'm writing this so it's definately auto-something...but what would that be called?

So excuse me Internet, I have to ponder my completely new problem now.

Thanks.