Jeffrey Gaff

Jeffrey Gaff lives despondently in the middle of the Midwest with his wife and ten animals.

Having recently completed his third novel (using only his trusty Smith-Corona Portable and a bit of whiskey), Jeffrey is waiting patiently for the next big project to come along.

Living passionately for cemetery stomps and sappy, late night music, Jeffrey often finds himself wandering though this life wondering if he is perhaps missing the joke.

He also does not like carrots.