Jen Piwtpitt

My name is Jen. I write the blog www.peopleiwanttopunchinthethroat.com.

My readers claim we were separated at birth, long lost BFFs or we share a brain.

Last I checked, I only have one sibling and it's a he. Sorry, sisters.

I could always use another BFF, so that's cool.

If we share a brain then it all makes sense why sometimes I can't find my car keys - you must be using our brain.

I live in Kansas. It doesn't blow as much as you would think. I've lived in New Jersey, New York, Iowa and Illinois before and I can say that Kansas isn't the worst place I've lived.

I have two fairly well-behaved offspring that I'm hoping will someday be contributing members of society. One's a boy and one's a girl. I call them Gomer and Adolpha on here. Their real names are worse. They're two years apart and share a birthday, so we say that makes them more rare than normal twins. I'm married, I call him the Hubs. You can too.

I write so I won't kill.

My blog is called People I Want to Punch in the Throat not Rainbows & Unicorns. I'm a funny, satirical, negative, bitchy type of person. If you can't handle that, then it's been real. You don't have to take me seriously, because I don't take myself seriously.