Just Jen.

My life: Plan pretty weddings, run like a bat out of hell on some days, plant ass in sand on lots of days, wear tall shoes to increase odds of injuries and destruction, tell war stories of my time in 'Nam (or wherever), have meaningful conversations with my mutt, sing (disturbingly) loudly/dance (flail) amazingly, cause tiny waves of destruction whilst (ha, "whilst") involved with power tools and kitchen accessories, admire shiny objects, and write down miscellaneous events of my for-real, real-life sitcom. Etc., etc.

And even if you don't think I'm awesome, God does. So there.