Jennifer Kay

I am a: mother, a wife, sister, daughter, grand-daughter, cousin, niece, best friend, designer, webmaster, pet owner, Jeep owner, FA50 owner, CB360 owner, runner, photographer, beer drinker, Ruger carrier...

I like to do a lot of things that guys like to do. I don't mind physical labor or getting dirty. In fact I love mud. I hunt for animals and mushrooms. I fish for fish and straights and flushes. I like to feed seagulls jalapeno peppers. I HATE onions. I love asparagus and chocolate ice cream (but not together). I like campfires. I love lamp. I play Bejeweled, Tetris, Uno, Phase 10 and Yahtzee. I helped Josh make a Road Kill calendar. I have a boat and it's name is Jenny. That's my boat. I babble on about stories I think are funny even when no one else does. I make myself laugh - a lot. I like my coffee black or with Caroline's Irish Cream (Stanky Joe). I love the smell of fresh cut grass, lilacs and diesel engines. I have a rabbit fur fetish. I have been known to Photoshop myself into pictures with celebrities. I watch football, basketball and hockey. I think baseball is dumb. I hate Shaquille O'Neal. I am afraid of spiders. Squirrels piss me off. I am allergic to clams and oysters. I enjoy playing harmless pranks on people. I still watch cartoons. I don't have psoriasis but I like to say the word. My stomach's itchy. I am weird. And I'm okay with that. I agree with Ron White's view on the death penalty. I answer to many nicknames. I ask stupid questions. I believe that there is a God. When I borrow things, I give them back. I break into tears every time I watch the Lion King. I bring my dog with me whenever I can. I buy vintage vinyls. I can do 4 pull ups. I catch colds. I change my voice when I record my voicemail message... or so everyone says. I close my eyes around midnight every week night. I cost A LOT. I cut my CW subs in little squares before I eat them. I dance in my car while driving. I do what I can. I drink Miller Light, Jose Cuervo and chocolate milk (but not together). I drive a Jeep Grand Cherokee Laredo and I love it. I verbally explain things very poorly but I can write instructions very well. I did not fail my drivers test. I fell when I put on my new flip flops. I feel the best I've ever felt. I fill my cookie jar with little chocolate bars. I find that the less sleep I get, the better I feel. I finished college in 2003. I fix a mean chicken pot pie. I get ornery when I'm hungry. I go too fast down Dewey Road. I hav