Jennifer McCartney

I'm an aspiring everything living in Los Angeles--which means that right now I sort a lot of mail.

I write quirky comedy scripts for television, movies, and the stage.

I just returned from teaching teenagers abroad in Chile, and I have the scars and the stories to prove it.

I also write freelance material for newspapers, magazines, and blogs.

I have worked in two different knock-off frozen yogurt shops in different states and can list off a variety of facts about fruits and the health benefits of yogurt.

I once shoock Obama's hand, received a note from George W. Bush, and was chased out of a French cemetary.

You can follow me on twitter at @JenniferPam