- A is for Alabama, the state I live in.
- B is for babies, I have three.
- C is for cookies, cake, candy , of which I make often.
- D is for Daisy my doggie.
- E is for eat, which I love, love, love to do.
- F is for food, which I like to cook.
- G is for Grateful Dead, one of my favorite bands.
- H is for "Hello, is there anybody in there?".
- I is for Isaiah, my favorite comedian.
- J is for Jericho, my sweetest cherub.
- K is for kaleidoscope, my favorite color.
- M is for maid service, which I need.
- N is for Nathan, who married me.
- O is for Olivia, the queen of the castle.
- P is for pastry chef, which I anticipate being.
- Q is for quiet; I miss it.
- R is for relax, ahhh.
- S is for Schmale, through and through.
- T is for tell me somethin' good.
- U is for Under My Skin.
- V is for Velvet Underground.
- W is for Widespread mf Panic.
- X is for X marks the spot.
- Y is for yell if you need me.
- Z is for zero down, a million to go.
- Now you know my a,b,c's.