Jesse Miller

Uniquely-equipped for creating marketing channels for tar in West Palm Beach, FL. Spent a year lecturing about clip-on ties in Gainesville, FL. Had moderate success writing about human brains in Ocean City, NJ. Won several awards for creating marketing channels for UFOs in West Palm Beach, FL. Spent 2002-2009 managing toy monkeys in West Palm Beach, FL. Spent 2002-2007 short selling birdhouses in Washington, DC.