O.K. See the the thing is this...If you're reading this, you probably know me already so there's no point in telling you "about me". And I'm not big on this whole meeting people for the hell of it type stuff either so if I don't know you, you probably don't need to know "about me"... ...but since I'm typing, I'll hit a few key points... Wait...I just ridiculously contradicted myself, didn't I? In that case...