Q: Why did the chicken run across the road?
A: There was a car coming.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
A: She wanted to lay it on the line.
Q: Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
A: She wanted to stretch her legs.
Q: Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
A: She was afraid someone would caesar!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum it could actually be done!Q: Why did the chicken run across the road?A: There was a car coming.Q: Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?A: She wanted to lay it on the line. Q: Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?