Jim Gardner

Wile E. Coyote fanboy. That genius canid doesn't know the meaning of the word quit.

Born into the month that demographers say straddles the end of the Boomers and the start of Gen X, I'm balanced with a cynical idealism. Or an idealistic cynicism, depending on my mood.

I speak broken Spanish with my Korean drycleaner. I have a wife, kid, and a dog because that's what men in my family do. Born in a flyover state, I've lived on both coasts. Now I'm a Texan. Say what you will.