Jessica Lastimosa

My name is Jayla and I live in Hollywood, California. I used to be a Marriage and Family Therapist and now I work in porn.

Yeah. Don't ask.

After pointless years of playing relationship monkey (never letting go of one branch until grabbing hold of another), I am currently living my life as a single, wild hot-child in the city of Los Angeles, failing ever-so-intentionally at getting laid due to my all-too-high standards for what goes into my monthly waxed va-jay.

Follow me as I stumble and tease through a plethora of "Mr. Right Now"'s to, not necessarily find Mr. Right, but rather find MYSELF.

All names in this have been changed to protect the privacy of the men who would otherwise be driven to homicidal ideations if they had known I was blogging about the real reasons they are no longer on my "To Do" list.

I have also further taken the liberty to change the names of pretty much everyone involved in my adventures, in hopes to have them deter possible judgment and ridicule for having associated with the likes of me.